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Five college friends choose to spend their vacation debauching at the riverside. They find the perfect place to camp out, but end up crossing paths with twin brothers, Simon and Stanley. The twins then begins to knock off the campers in some extremely creative (and extremely gruesome) ways.
Cast View all
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Crispin Glover | Simon |
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Margo Harshman | Kate |
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Greg Cipes | Zack |
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Kelly Vitz | Ashley |
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Artie Baxter | Riff |
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Carrie Finklea | Vicky |
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Lori Lively | Lonnie |
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Bruce Glover | Sam |
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Blake Lively | Jenny |
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Oliver Dear | Hitchhiker |
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Leila Johnson | Molly |
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Erica Hubbard | Sommer |
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Bart Johnson | Garth |
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Daniella Monet | Sarah |
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Kelly Blatz | Will |
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Dean Shelton | Joey |
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Ernie Lively | Pig |
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Harold Smith | Sty |
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Adam Johnson | Chavez |
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Brad Johnson | Quinn |
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Chad Cunningham | Young Stanley |
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Chris Cunningham | Young Simon |
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Tofu | Reggie B |
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Mark Behar | Sheriff |
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Robyn Lively | Leanne |
Crew
| Director | William Dear |
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| Writer | William Dear | |
| Producer | Jason Black, Janelle Harshman, Ernie Lively, Harold Smith, Vern Sorenson | |
| Musician | Ludek Drizhal | |
| Photography | Bryan Greenberg | |
Personal
| Owner | Jackmeats Flix |
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| Location | Horror Disk 1 |
| Purchased | May 09, 2021 at YTS |
| Quantity | 1 |
| Seen | May 16, 2021 |
| Added Date | May 09, 2021 07:53:09 |
| Modified Date | Nov 29, -0001 23:58:45 |
Notes
My quick rating - 5,8/10. This may have just been an everyday over the top gorefest except for one person. Crispin Glover. At that point, it turns into just that but with a genius in the main roles of twin psychotic brothers. His acting, as always, is so creepy and for this role, it had to be. Playing one sociopathic brother and the other to be mentally challenged, not really sure how to describe him, but slow. And when a group of varied friends show up (pot head, cheerleader, jock, etc.) they decide to take care of them. I say that, but the sheer level of violence that ensues is straight out of the 80s for being absolutely absurd. I loved every second of it and if you are squeamish from blood, you best avoid this one. The massively creative use of pickaxes in this one is a welcome addition to the usual chainsaws. If you are looking for a plot, nope. Not much of a point. They tease you with a "which brother is bad" thing but this is merely a ploy to get to the next scene. Such a welcome flick that was made with one purpose in mind. Gross you out and have nightmares about Glover. Enjoy!!
Links
| TheMovieDb.org |