Simon Sez

Cast View all

	Dennis Rodman	Simon
	Dane Cook	Nick Miranda
	John Pinette	Micro
	Ricky Harris	Macro
	Filip Nikolic	Michael Gabrielli
	Natalia Cigliuti	Claire Fence
	Emma Wiklund	The Dancer
	Jerome Pradon	Ashton
	Xin Xin Xiong	Xin Xin (Bodyguard)
	Henry Courseaux	Bernard Gabrielli
	Igor De Savitch	Colonel Jacques Telore
	Clayton Day	William Fence
	Jean-Michel Dagory	Frenais
	Pierre Madengar	Etiophian Vendor
	Kevin Alyn Elders	British Reporter
	Mitchell Waite	Dancer's Boyfriend
	Auguste Gouiran	The Shepherd
	Fabrice Tressols	Ashton's Driver
	Fatty	Cleaning Lady
	Cyrille Dufaut	Malcolm
	Jean-Elie Pucci	Hooligan
	Jamal Belhadi	Hooligan
	Frederic Garcia	Hooligan
	Bernard Deloche	Henchman
	Sonny Stark	Henchman

Crew View all

Director	Kevin Elders
Writer	Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen, Andrew Miller, Andrew Lowery
Producer	Rudy Cohen, Limor Diamant, Moshe Diamant, Daniel Frisch, Kevin Jones, Ringo Lam, Dwight Manley, Peter Nelson, Peter W. Nelson
Musician	Brian Tyler
Photography	Avraham Karpick

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Notes

My quick rating - 3,1/10. Well, it was exactly as I remembered. I had to give a point or two just because they had the "balls" to put out such trash and expect people to buy into it. Even at the height of Rodmans fame, and Dane Cook for that matter, the utter garbage script couldn't capitalize on the sheer (lack of) talent the two had. There are few words to describe the spy gets suckered into a case idea they have, and just how stupid it became. If you haven't seen it, consider yourself lucky and keep it that way.

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