Lousy lover and egocentric Eric Sparrow is dumped by his girlfriend after rejecting her marital proposal. After a few failed dates his luck turns when a chance encounter with a vampire turns him into a sex god.
Jonathan Caouette | Pedestrian 1 | |
Zach Clark | Victim 3 | |
Dustin Guy Defa | Gavin | |
Juliette Fairley | Denise | |
Vakhtang Gomelauri | Middle Eastern Man | |
Julian Grady | Older Son | |
Rhys Grady | Younger Son | |
Max Heller | Carl | |
Anna Margaret Hollyman | Jody | |
Alexander Johnson | Man on Subway | |
Alex Karpovsky | Jamie | |
Clifford McCurdy | Co-worker | |
Dakota O'Hara | Penelope | |
Raquel Pelzel | Mother | |
Vanna Pilgrim | Samatha | |
Keith Poulson | College Dropout | |
Jerry Raik | Leiberman | |
Angel Ralph Rosario | Man on Subway | |
Jesse Ruuttila | Victim 1 | |
Jason Selvig | Jason | |
Melodie Sisk | Blake | |
Drew Tobia | Pedestrian 2 | |
Onur Tukel | Erik Sparrow |
Director | Onur Tukel | |
Writer | Onur Tukel | |
Producer | Matt Grady, Max Heller, Clifford McCurdy, Melodie Sisk, Onur Tukel | |
Photography | Jason Banker |
Owner | Review? |
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Location | Deleted |
Purchased | Mar 23, 2015 |
Quantity | 1 |
Seen | Sep 01, 2015 at our home |
Added Date | Jul 06, 2017 01:41:53 |
Modified Date | Jul 29, 2023 13:03:26 |
My quick rating - 4,9/10. Somewhat amusing take on vampires. Writer/director/actor and who else knows what most likely thought this was hilarious, but in all honesty, it really wasn't. It isn't bad per se but he thought way to much of himself to actually make a fully rounded movie. I'll let HIM sum up the plot for you as I move on to another movie:
Erik Sparrow is one of the lucky ones. He's got a good job. He's in a stable relationship. He lives in one of the greatest cities in the world. Does he deserve it? Probably not. He's not too bright. He's not very attractive. He's not at all ambitious. He's chubby and he's always complaining. And when his girlfriend Jody proposes to him, he doesn't even have the good sense to accept her offer. He'll never find a woman like this again. Instead, Erik bumbles his way around the issue, offering one excuse after another for not getting married. When Jody dumps him and starts seeing an old flame from college, Erik tries to win her back. When he fails, he attempts to date other women, but the results are disastrous. Erik's starts falling apart. His job grows more unfulfilling. He becomes obsessed with a kinky co-worker who has no interest in him. He becomes riddled with despair. One night, Erik meets an enigmatic stranger named Gavin who asks him, "Do you want to die?" Erik shrugs and says, "I do." Then everything goes pitch black. When Erik wakes up from the darkness, he finds himself changed forever. He's stronger, more confident and free to do whatever he wants. Dating is a cinch. He's a Lothario, a sexual dynamo; able to seduce any women he wants without even trying. He quits his job. Finally, he's free and unshackled with not a care in the world. Except for one little thing, the excruciating stomach pains. There's only one remedy for that... BLOOD!
- Written by Onur Tukel